“I made that decision in my capacity as chairman of the Security Committee. I can’t wait to see what they have to say about you spending $1,196 on ‘claymore mines’.” So if you want to waste the home office’s time, that’s on your head, buddy.”
I’ve jumped through every little hoop you people have.
Hell, I even take this thing on the road with me in the included travel case. And all the data can be exported to Excel, Outlook, Quicken, QuickBooks, or TurboTax, just like you asked. They’re all neatly scanned with the Neat Receipts NR-030108 Mobile Scanner and organized with the included software. “I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to flag these expenditures for review at the home office.” “Do you really think that’s a legitimate expense?” We just had to pretend like we were med students. They don’t normally accomodate spectators, but I made it worth their while. I knew Chuck at TransNeoTechSystems was really into watching intestinal surgery, so I did what I had to do. “OK, then, what about this one: a $349 ‘viewing fee’ from West County Gastroenterological Partners.” “Look, I was told I had a $200 budget for decorating the new office men’s room. “For instance, this receipt here, from Scaly Pals Reptile & Amphibian Supply: $183 for ‘alligator rental’. Want more great deals? Sign up for our Daily Digest emails! The Agony of Receipts You missed it! But Today's Woot is waiting!
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